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The Rambling American

A column that confronts everything through an American perspective by Locke McKenzie, an expatriate working as a freelance English teacher in Germany.

Series

  1. Why Do We Ramble?
  2. Losing Our Bud
  3. I Suggest a Riot
  4. The Invisible Man
  5. The English Language Sweatshop
  6. In Defense of the “Nazis”
  7. The Global Election
  8. Holiday Comfort Zone
  9. To Be Young Again
  10. Forgetting America
  11. Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
  12. Dylan Goes Electric
  13. Language Etiquette for Dummies
  14. Communism Sells Out
  15. Bad Education
  16. The Devil’s in the Dissected Fetal Pig’s Entrails
  17. The (Dis)order Within
  18. Pardon My French
  19. Bad News
  20. Oh, The Places You’ll Go!
  21. Fusion and Exclusion
  22. Reinheitsgebot
  23. Tourist Terrorists
  24. Improvising Justice
  25. Shiver Me Timbers, We’re Pirates!
  26. A Lost Generation in Berlin
  27. The Curse of Subjectivity
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    Bands as people. From Jeph Jacques, writer of Questionable Content. "Fever Ray was the girl in drama class that everyone was genuinely afraid of. One day she left a notebook on her desk. You flipped it open to find that it was full of gorgeously surreal portraits of everyone in class, drawn in ballpoint pen and charcoal smuggled from the art room."

    (via Largehearted Boy)

    01/13 #

    BLDGBLOG on why Die Hard is one of the best architectural films of the past 25 years. "The majority of that film's interest, I'd suggest, comes precisely through its depiction of architectural space: John McClane, a New York cop on his Christmas vacation, moves through a Los Angeles high-rise in basically every conceivable way but passing through its doors and hallways."

    01/12 #

    The Rumpus interviews an anonymous Facebook employee. It shouldn't be surprising that Facebook keeps copies of everything, even deleted messages and photos. Also, there used to be a master password that would get you into any Facebook profile. It was a variation on "Chuck Norris."

    01/11 #

    We're taking a break this week. In the meantime, enjoy some of our best work from 2009.

    01/04 #

    An octopus hides in a coconut. Sure it's cute now, but the next time you're looking for a delicious island treat but instead a vicious cephalopod springs out and wraps itself around your face and starts digging into your eye with its horrible beak, don't say we didn't warn you.

    12/18 #

    Read more in Bureaucracy.
  • On Holiday

    We're taking a break this week. We'll be back on Wednesday the 10th.
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  • Current Series

    Nowhere Slow
    Jonathan Gourlay’s life on the small island of Pohnpei.

    Seeing & Being Seen
    Emily Guerin and her travels in South America, primarily in Chile.

    Brewer's Corner
    Locke McKenzie talks about beer.

    These Slovak Lives
    Whitney Medved talks to Slovaks in the rural town of Tisovec.

    Keywords
    Darryl Campbell on modern vocabulary.
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    We're an online magazine that publishes articles on culture and travel three times a week.

    Editors
    Nick Martens & Kevin Nguyen

    Assistant Editor
    Darryl Campbell

    Writers
    Jordan Barber, Caitlin Boersma, Locke McKenzie & Jeff Merrion

    Contributing Writers
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