Submissions

Digital Archives of the Personal

Nishant Batsha tries to remember exactly he did exactly one year ago and finds that digital records don’t add up to a complete memory.

How I Lost My Blog’s Only Fan

Leah Caldwell confuses a human with a spambot, which begs the question: what does it mean to be human?

The Growing Creepiness of Pandora’s Music Recommendations

Jeremy Blachman notices his Pandora recommendations becoming increasingly sinister.

Jay McInerney Celebrates Chinese New Year and Reads Your Zodiac Sign

Jonathan San talks to Jay McInerney, who brings the bitter, depressed prose of his novels to horoscopes.

Burgled in Philly

When John Davidson’s apartment gets robbed, he learns that the easiest way to get his stuff back is to have one drug dealer lie to another drug dealer while he lies to the police.

Hold the Everything: A Food Plainist’s Lament

Luke Epplin likes his food bland and simple — why is that so hard to explain?

9 Lesser-Known College Myths, Debunked

Charlie Nadler knows all about college because he likely graduated from a probably accredited university maybe.

Master Grief

After a devastating breakup, Eric Smith does the only sensible thing: he buys a full set of armor inspired by Halo.

The Thing That I Think is Funny: An Interview with Eugene Mirman

Declan Tan surprises comedian Eugene Mirman and asks him a lot of personal questions.

Bobbing for God’s Apples

In middle school, there was only one way for Andrea Laurion to celebrate Halloween: by keeping Satan’s servants at bay.

Do I Have Mind Powers, or is There a Likelier Explanation?

Ralph Gamelli might have special powers, but then again, maybe he might not.

Creatures of the Night

Jake Christie has a lot in common with the mouse that’s moved into his apartment: they’re both small, scared creatures, working the night shift, trying to survive.