Jeannette Langmead & Graham Clark A comic about David Shatraw, the voice of Michelangelo in the 1990 live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles touring show.

Cian Cruise Enter DayZ, the ultimate zombie survival horror game, which is unlike every other zombie survival horror game.

Kevin Nguyen Or how to name your white, male baby.

The Bureau Editors This week: improv comedy, underrated period films, comparing NBA players to obscure Playstation games.

Kim McMurray Sometimes the cure for heartbreak is the biography of a disgraced president.

Courtney Zell The Louis Armstrong House Museum in Queens, New York preserves the tricked out domestic trappings of one of America’s most influential jazz musicians.

Gabriella Paiella “If you think you’re talking to an expert when you call a customer service center, you’re probably not.”

Darryl Campbell & Jonathan Gourlay Can a poetry skeptic appreciate the most dreaded of all verse: a high school English classic?

Giano Cromley If there’s no I in Teamocil, then there’s no I in “long-distance relationship.”

Ben Bateman The first installment in a new serial time-travel romance. This one involves a sex tablet.

Hallie Bateman Comics artist Georgia Webber talks about crowd-funding her comic series DUMB, her process, and being unable to talk for six months.

Matt Seidel Little-known fact: the first wrestlers modeled their moves on Greek rhetorical devices.

Darryl Campbell & Jonathan Gourlay For National Poetry Month (and to celebrate Mad Men‘s return), editors Darryl and Jonathan discuss a poem by Frank O’Hara.

The Bureau Editors This week, our staff suggests new comics, Kickstarter’d magazines, and the practicality of life-size replicas of science-fiction spaceships.

Daniel Adler & Kevin Nguyen The Postal Service’s Give Up is ten years old. How does the album sound today?

Elizabeth Szatkowski Prostitution is legal in Canada, but working as a booking girl isn’t.

Elizabeth Simins What happens when you take the games away from a gamer?

Jonathan Gourlay For one afternoon long ago, Jonathan Gourlay was a poetic genius.

Tracy Wan It’s been 50 years since the time of Mad Men. How are today’s Peggy Olsons faring?

David Guzman “Please do not use any kind of vacuuming device to suck up items that may have fallen on the track. Please do not give such devices vulgar nicknames.”

Nick Martens Game of Thrones owes much of its success to George R.R. Martin’s image macro-ready language.

Willy Nast Would you want to know your Craigslist roommate’s deepest, darkest secret? Or are these things better left unsaid?

Darryl Campbell What better way to celebrate National Poetry Month than making someone who doesn’t like poetry read a lot of poetry?

The Bureau Editors This week, we love classic samurai movies, boy bands, roast chicken, and sock garters.

Kevin Nguyen Or how a ten-hour loop of Daft Punk signals the coming post-scarcity economy.

Ryan Eyers Traffic in Vietnam’s capital is a chaotic mess of strange, haphazard beauty.

Shawn Bowers “Angelina took the kids, yeah. She said it was for my safety, she was worried one of them was going to put me up their nose or sit on me.”

Nick Martens Step 1: Find awesome wizard in booster back. Step 2: Show awesome wizard to nerd child. Step 3: Profit!

Nathan Pensky “All things die. Your grandmother, she’s going to die. Soon. All your friends? Dead, eventually.”

Janet Manley Why have critics turned on one of television’s most ambitious series?