Missed Corrections

Jonathan San would like to fix several errors that appeared in yesterday’s news story.

Instant Entertainment, Eternal Loneliness

For Alice Stanley, streaming her favorite shows with Netflix on her laptop is convenient, but does it rob her of TV’s communal aspects?

Staff List: Our Oldest Files

The Bureau Staff does a bit of hard drive archaeology to uncover embarrassing documents, emails, and images of days past.

Hey Guys, Wait Up: A Chubby Kid’s Guide to Tagging Along

Ben Bateman has advice if you’re going to make the most of being the token fat kid in this cartoon caper.

How To Be Broke, Online

Even with a plethora of online tools to manage his personal finances, Tim Lehman still sucks with money.

Tumorous: The Bucket (List) Stops Here

Juliet Disparte asks herself what she wants to do next — and figures out that she doesn’t have to figure it out.

Changes to Tonight’s Playbill

Jon Methven announces several cast changes for this evening’s performance of Random Arrows: A Reality Broadway Musical.

Buddy Guy’s Burden of Greatness

Luke Epplin watches Buddy Guy, the “world’s greatest living guitarist,” combat his increasing irrelevancy with bombastic guitar solos.

Welcome Back Boody: Donald’s House

Katie Boody visits the home of one of her sixth graders to discuss how he’s coping with the death of his older brother.

Days of the Month

Bored by only seven distinct days of the week, Mark Peters proposes 24 more days to fit in the month.

Editor’s Note: Announcing Tuesdays & Thursdays

The Bureau Editors introduce a new side blog.

I Finally Bought an iPhone

After years of resisting, Kyle Chayka gives in and purchases his first smartphone.