Literary chauvinist Jeff Merrion gives dating advice on a few characters from classic American fiction.

Nick Martens finds the only thing compelling enough to leave lovely Amsterdam: the Star Wars exhibit in Brussels.

Maneater Caitlin Boersma offers advice on dating some of indie rock’s sexiest most talented males.

Misogynist Kevin Nguyen gives a rundown of the pros and cons of dating some of indie rock’s most desirable females.

Nick Martens reports from Amsterdam with an exclusive exposé on the dark secrets of the city’s chocolate cookie industry.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl addict Jordan Barber reveals a memo from Nintendo about future games, which hope to expand the console’s market reach with titles that annoying rhyme with Wii.

An apologetic note about the recent site-related complications.

Everyone’s first car holds sentimental value for the driver, even if it’s a gas guzzler with provocative leather interior. Caitlin Boersma reminisces about her mammoth-sized sedan and all of its idiosyncrasies.

Nick Martens runs down the successes and shortcomings of Pitchfork Media in an attempt to divine the potential impact of the company’s new online music television channel.

Kevin Nguyen debates whether voters should elect candidates based on their personal demands on the needs of the greater society.