Articles from the ‘Squid’ section

Staff List: Dial-Up Memories

The Bureau Staff recalls the days of 56k modems, complete with imitations of the dial-up noise.

Ways to Celebrate Your Website’s Third Birthday

The Bureau Staff celebrates three years of writing on modern thought. Whatever the hell that means.

Staff List: Lies, Damn Lies

The Bureau Staff tells tales of deception and untruths.

Staff List: Cooking Disasters

The Bureau Staff relates their most spectacular culinary misadventures.

D&D 101: The Party Gets Manhandled By Tentacles

Dungeons and Dragons is full of life lessons. Dungeon Master Jordan Barber teaches the party about the dangers of friendly fire.

Staff List: Things We Can’t Believe We Actually Liked in High School

The Bureau Staff conjures up their most embarrassing high school hobbies and interests.

Staff List: Final Four

Inspired by the bracketology of March Madness the Bureau Staff picks the winners for the arguments that matter most.

Editor’s Note: Redesigned

Some notes on our spiffy new site and a special thanks to the people who made it possible.

D&D 101: The Party Harasses a Guy for No Reason

Dungeon Master Jordan Barber leads our heroes into a cavernous tunnel, rife with danger and, uh, mold.

Staff List: Favorite Internet Meme

As diligent consumers of internet culture, the Bureau Staff selects the best of the web’s most refined, cultivated inside jokes.

Our Year in Review

Since we’re taking the week off, Bureau Editors Kevin Nguyen and Nick Martens highlight their favorite articles from 2009. And swear. A lot.

Staff List: New Year’s Resolutions

This year’s gonna be different, right Bureau Staff?