Bored by only seven distinct days of the week, Mark Peters proposes 24 more days to fit in the month.

Thinking about writing a trend piece about how kids today are “too plugged in”? Charlie Nadler has some writing advice for you.

According to Eli Terry, the key to succeeding at everything involves a lot of ham.

Running with the notion that “everyone deserves love,” Ben and Hallie Bateman have penned and illustrated Valentine’s Day cards for, well, everyone.

Jeremy Blachman notices his Pandora recommendations becoming increasingly sinister.

Jonathan San talks to Jay McInerney, who brings the bitter, depressed prose of his novels to horoscopes.

Charlie Nadler knows all about college because he likely graduated from a probably accredited university maybe.

People take seasonal produce very seriously. Nick Martens decides to get his information straight from the source.

When it comes to Words with Friends, Kevin Nguyen is totally not a sore loser.

Jimmy Chen reports from the Rapture, where it appears that every movie ever made has disappeared, save one.

With all the attention the human race has paid to planet Earth recently, Rebecca Cardwell thinks, frankly, it’s time for the planet to return the favor.

Ralph Gamelli might have special powers, but then again, maybe he might not.