Everywhere you turn, there are people trying to take advantage of you. Ralph Gamelli teaches you how to deal with scammers, con artists, and worse. Ralph Gamelli teaches you how to stop being a victim.

Sam Burnett is pretty certain the protagonist is dead. I mean, there’s no way the hero could overcome impossible odds and triumph in the end, right?

Everyone knows the world will end soon; we’re just waiting to see how it happens. Nick Martens peers into his crystal ball and sees some close calls.

Ralph Gamelli catches brief glimpses of the cryptozoological beast.

Ralph Gamelli has some specific directions for when and how he is defrosted. Please read closely.

Zachary Martin questions the dietary habits of the Jewish community, now that the Exodus is over.

Seriously though, Ralph Gamelli has never read any of these.

Hudson Hongo kicks off our Humor Week by letting you know where he got his cape.

We’re glad you could join us today. Hudson Hongo has a few things to say.

Inspired by the recent Heene Family Balloon Hoax, Nick Martens delves into the rich history of balloons.

Whitney Carpenter explores the implications and consequences of answering the age-old conversation killer: what’s your favorite book?

Just so you know, Hudson Hongo could crush you, if he wanted.