Humor


How to Spot an Asshole on Facebook

by David Tveite on December 17, 2008

Facebook means friends forever. When it comes to friend requests, David Tveite makes it very clear when you should just say no.

Your Guide to 2008 Write-In Presidential Candidates

by David Tveite on October 27, 2008

What’s wrong with Barack Obama and John McCain? Neither of them has the platform, qualifications, nor star power needed to become our next Commander-in-Chief. David Tveite lists way better candidates.

Voter Groups You May Have Overlooked

by Kevin Nguyen & Nick Martens on October 8, 2008

Kevin Nguyen and Nick Martens turn the spotlight towards some niche demographics struggling to find a voice this election season.

Halloween Costumes That Would Never Sell

by Jeff Merrion on October 6, 2008

In his free time, Jeff Merrion likes to design children’s costumes that are horribly offensive and tasteless.

American Finance: An Accurate History

by David Tveite on October 1, 2008

Using facts, Historian David Tveite tells us why ignoring the lessons of the past has doomed us in the present.

Candidate Cuisine

by Jordan Barber on September 12, 2008

Restauranteur Jordan Barber whips up a menu of election entrées guaranteed to appease your political palate.

Ebert-acolyte Kevin Nguyen reviews the unreleased children’s film “Beverly Hills Chihuahua,” which bears more resemblance to “A Clockwork Orange” than your usual Disney picture.

The Colorado Test

by Jack Eichorst on July 30, 2008

In his analysis of the current Senate race in the battleground State of Colorado, Jack Eichorst argues that politicians, boring or otherwise, simply aren’t wearing enough hats

TV Shirts That Would Never Sell

by Kevin Nguyen on July 21, 2008

Kevin Nguyen presents his line of failed message television referencing shirts.

A Timeline of Obsolescence

by Nick Martens on July 14, 2008

Americans are afraid that their jobs are endangered by foreign competition, but in reality, the threat is not Chinese people, but robots! In the interest of choosing a suitable career path, Nick Martens outlines when and how the best human jobs will be taken over by machines.