Alice Stanley eats every single artificially pumpkin-flavored food she can get her hands on and reviews them all.

Declan Tan surprises comedian Eugene Mirman and asks him a lot of personal questions.

When her life spins out of control, Juliet Disparte takes comfort in playing Fable III over and over again.

Jonathan Gourlay’s daughter has locked herself away, hidden from the dangers of the world, in Minecraft.

Alice Stanley sees Jackass alum Steve-O perform stand-up, or at least try to.

Parvulus Clamans (Jonathan Gourlay), a pitiable little man, pretends to be someone he is not and (of course!) fails.

Kevin Nguyen and Nick Martens explore this year’s Penny Arcade Expo, the country’s biggest videogame convention, and find droids, dweebs, and ineffective armor.

Lauren Bagby’s dispatches from Comic-Con, annual home of Whovians, Trekkies, and Ewoks.

Jonathan Gourlay loves every train, simulated or real, with the exception of the one in Atlas Shrugged.

Nick Martens reports from Chicago’s Union Park on drummers, the summer heat, and Porta-Pottys.

By “the future,” Kevin Nguyen means a dozen elementary school students on a field trip to the offices of The Daily, the student newspaper of the University of Washington.

Jonathan Gourlay finds the notebooks of a character from Magicka and an existential psychoanalyst.