Articles by Sean Adams

humor 04.13.11 We Had a Deal, My Friend

Give Sean Adams a reason not to kill you. He’s a reasonable man.

humor 11.12.10 Texter’s Block

Sean Adams introduces a new parental control that prevents your teen from vicious new spin-offs of sexting.

humor 10.20.10 Art is Murder

Sean Adams explains the sacrifices he made for his latest art show. Regular sacrifices, not human sacrifices.

humor 09.08.10 Belmont Hotel, Certified Public Accountant

Before receiving the consultation services of Mr. Hotel, Sean Adams must agree to the following terms.

humor 08.04.10 The Truth About Boscoe

Sean Adams may have misrepresented a few things about Boscoe the guinea pig to his grade-school class. It’s time for him to come clean.

humor 06.16.10 A Celtics Pep Talk in NBA Jam

Sean Adams coaches the Boston Celtics in the 2010 NBA Finals as they would be played in the early ’90s video game NBA Jam.

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