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"I will be uncomfortable... It will be difficult and uncomfortable." — Detroit Tiger Torii Hunter, on how he'd feel having a gay teammate If one of my teammates was a communist, it would be difficult to be around him, especially if he used code words like "comrade." When I'm changing befo ...
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Weird News from Weirdsville
This just in, from Ralph Gamelli.
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Summer Movie Preview
Ralph Gamelli takes a look at this summer’s blockbusters.
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Instructions for Viewing the Bottomless Pit
Ralph Gamelli lays some ground rules.
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Do I Have Mind Powers, or is There a Likelier Explanation?
Ralph Gamelli might have special powers, but then again, maybe he might not.
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Dry Lightning FAQ
Ralph Gamelli answers all of your questions about dry lightning and God’s wrath.
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We Made It Through Another Winter
Ralph Gamelli defends his snow-inspired aggressive tendencies.
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Please Don’t Misinterpret My Inflammatory Remarks
What Ralph Gamelli said may have sounded offensive, but you simply did not understand his message.
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If You’re Reading This…
How acute ursaphobia (fear of bears) affects Ralph Gamelli’s life.
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Behind the Scenes of the Viral Video
Ralph Gamelli presents an exclusive backstage look at Guy Gets Nailed in Crotch with Golf Club.
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The Seven Most Annoying Coworkers (Who are Actually Face-Eating Aliens in Disguise)
Ralph Gamelli thinks his fellow employees are pretty irritating, especially when they’re planning to destroy Earth.
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Protect Yourself from Scammers
Everywhere you turn, there are people trying to take advantage of you. Ralph Gamelli teaches you how to deal with scammers, con artists, and worse. Ralph Gamelli teaches you how to stop being a victim.