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The Metamorphosis: On Amanda Bynes’s Twitter

“Watching the videos Bynes posts on her Twitter doesn’t feel like watching someone giving a poor performance. It feels like watching someone lose her mind.”
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The Circle of Life

“All things die. Your grandmother, she’s going to die. Soon. All your friends? Dead, eventually.”
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The "Harlem Shake" meme is one of those extremely simple things that has captured the collective imagination of our culture, like planking or photobombing. According to The Verge, 45,000 versions have been uploaded to YouTube in the last week alone. Even The Today Show threw their hat into the d ...
The Appeal of the Harlem Shake -
I'm one of those awful people who works in "new media," so the first thing I did on Friday morning was check the internet. I was instantly met with a bunch of stories about a large meteorite exploding in the sky above Russia's Ural Mountains, causing over 1,000 injuries to local residents, some ...
Meteorites, GIFs, and the End of the World -
I’m not sure why, but this silly series of GIFs has made me totally reconsider the n-word. Up to this point, I had been of the thinking that one should not use the word unless it is already common to one’s own experience, unless one has some non-academic understanding such that implicit ...
Django Unchained and the N-Word -
This GIF is pretty sad, almost hard to look at. Lance Armstrong's face is so obviously in pain. He makes a quick nod to acknowledge the question, this cloud that has been hanging over him for years. His eyes glaze over for a moment, as if he's just wanting to get away again. What I saw in this G ...
Admiring (But Not Idolizing) Lance Armstrong -
The "Malia photobomb" GIF has made the rounds, and like a lot of people, I was pretty delighted by it. It's a great example of why the Obamas are such a cool, relatable family. Their rapport always seems natural, never forced or camera-ready. On one side, we see the President and First Lady s ...
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American Teeth

Beware of Nathan Pensky’s star-spangled chompers.
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The Birds and the Bees

Nathan Pensky would like to talk to you about being a man.
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Sexual Role-Playing With Martin Scorsese

Nathan Pensky is on the set of Scorsese’s latest cinematic seduction.
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Instructions for the New Personal Assistant

As Nathan Pensky’s assistant, you’ll need to know how to deal with raccoons, ghosts, and “sex parties.” But don’t worry, this guide is quite comprehensive.