Articles by Hudson Hongo

humor 02.23.11 My Camaro Dreams in Analog

Computers may prove to be more intelligent than humans, at least at Jeopardy, but can Watson romance a woman the way Hudson Hongo can?

humor 10.27.10 Gone Daddy Gone

Hudson Hongo explains to his son why he’s leaving and never coming back.

humor 11.23.09 I See That You’ve Noticed My Cape

Hudson Hongo kicks off our Humor Week by letting you know where he got his cape.

humor 10.28.09 Perhaps This Isn’t the Right Time

We’re glad you could join us today. Hudson Hongo has a few things to say.

humor 10.05.09 If I Wanted, I Could Crush You

Just so you know, Hudson Hongo could crush you, if he wanted.

humor 05.25.09 Notes from Nowhere

Hudson Hongo digs up some obscure documents.

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