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My Imaginary Near-Death Experience
What’s the best way to deal with a quarter-life crisis? For David Tveite, it’s to pretend that he’s dying.
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A Proposal for the Legalization of Violence
David Tveite presents a taxable solution for California’s fiscal woes.
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London Scrawling: Syttende Mai Blues
In the final edition of London Scrawling, David Tveite leaves Europe feeling nostalgic and channeling Kerouac.
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London Scrawling: The World’s Game
America may love sports, but David Tveite observes that there’s nothing in the States like Britain’s adoration for soccer.
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London Scrawling: Anarchy in the UK
Protests, riots, and violence—everything the UK’s news media would like you to believe happened during Wednesday’s G20 summit. David Tveite sees nothing but the whining of confused, uncoordinated causes.
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London Scrawling: Freedom of the Press
David Tveite digests the UK’s trivial, ubiquitous tabloid culture.
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“Watchmen”: Better Than Anyone Could Have Reasonably Expected
In response to Kevin’s opinion that the Watchmen film was too faithful, David Tveite argues that it’s actually a successful film.
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London Scrawling: Signal Failure at Baker St.
London’s Underground is a crowded, miserable way to get around. David Tveite minds the gap.
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How to Spot an Asshole on Facebook
Facebook means friends forever. When it comes to friend requests, David Tveite makes it very clear when you should just say no.
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Fifteen Percent
While the deadlocked senatorial race in Minnesota between Al Franken and Norm Coleman may seem like a battle between good and evil, David Tveite justifies his vote for third-party candidate Dean Barkley.
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The Sanctity of Nonsense
David Tveite reviews Proposition 8, the latest blockbuster from the state that brought you The Governator.
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Your Guide to 2008 Write-In Presidential Candidates
What’s wrong with Barack Obama and John McCain? Neither of them has the platform, qualifications, nor star power needed to become our next Commander-in-Chief. David Tveite lists way better candidates.