Profile Bios of Twitter Spambots

This is what the robots think of us.

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Bacon ninja. Organizer. Social media evangelist. General music junkie. Troublemaker. Subtly charming reader. Passionate explorer

Beer scholar. Introvert. Award-winning music trailblazer. Coffee advocate. Hipster-friendly entrepreneur. Thinker

Award-winning tv junkie. Food guru. General travel fanatic. Extreme entrepreneur

Award-winning twitter ninja. Typical problem solver. Coffee specialist. Tv fan. Beer practitioner

Falls down a lot. Prone to fits of apathy. Unapologetic music enthusiast. Problem solver. Alcohol fanatic. Freelance zombie practitioner

Prone to fits of apathy. Web practitioner. Zombie advocate. Total student. Passionate beer expert

Beer maven. Total student. Entrepreneur. Writer. Proud internet trailblazer. Unapologetic twitter lover

weed queen, good music always appreciated…like long walks on beach and a gentleman

Husband, Father, Friend, Son

beautiful face a nice smile for you…ready for realize your hot dreams.My new profile

i am very nice lady,friendly,kin d nice with members i do my best! Click

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let me see the world

I’m lonely. :(

Kevin Nguyen is a founding editor of The Bygone Bureau. His only marketable skill is an above-average knowledge of European geography. He has been useless since the introduction of the atlas in 1477. Reach him by email or follow his Twitter account.