House of Cards Recaps, Based Entirely on Texts From My Mom

“Gaby I can’t stop watching this show.” 

February 23, 2013

2:17 p.m.
“Watching House of Cards, it is soooo good.”

2:20 p.m.
“I love Kevin Spacey but he got old. But I still love him and Clare’s style.” 

2:34 p.m. 
“We have Netflix for a free trial by the way. Giuseppe and I love it and think we’re going to keep it.”

February 24, 2013

11:15 a.m.
“I’m at UConn today because Gina has an art show but as soon as I go back I can’t wait to resume my Netflix.”

6:09 p.m.
“Oh Clare has my glasses.”

6:32 p.m.
“You have to see Penelope [ed. note: the cat], she watches the show too. I took a picture of her to show you.”

6:46 p.m.
“Long Island Ice teas.”

6:46 p.m.
“Older man hahaha.”

7:02 p.m.
“If you ever get involved with a Congressman, make sure he can buy you multiple iPhones.”

7:05 p.m.
“Let me tell you, this show is sick in a good way.”  

7:30 p.m.
“I also love how Claire always calls him Francis.”

7:31 p.m.
“Peter Russo does so many drugs, and the drinking.”

7:31 p.m.
“Also he has an a.m.azing body. Oh god I hope he does not kill him.”

7:45 p.m.
“Gaby I can’t stop watching this show.” 

8:02 p.m.
“I love this line: ‘do you want a job for more than two years?’”

8:03 p.m. 
“I see a lot of you in Zoe.”

February 25th

2:41 p.m.
“Oh my god watching episode #8 and they talked about how Claire is the only person that calls him Francis.” 

4:48 p.m. 
“Omg is he going to kill peter oh no.”

February 26

8:26 p.m.
“I watched them all I finished today” 

9:21 p.m.
“HE MET HIS MATCH. DOES HE REMIND YOU OF WARREN BUFFETT?” 

9:23 p.m.
“I’m going to rewatch them again.”