Articles from January, 2011

Meeting Robot Jesus

Jimmy Chen experiences the Green Monster. An epiphany in two acts.

Ingredients: Christmas Becomes Eclectic

Daniel Adler plans an unusual holiday meal for his family. But as the big day nears, he finds himself concerned not with quality of his food, but with the spectacle of creating it.

Fear and Gaming: Soldiers of Boredom

Playing a first-person shooter set in Vietnam, Jonathan Gourlay learns that he doesn’t have to take any responsibility for war, just like Senator Mitch McConnell.

Most Shy

Hallie Bateman earns an unexpected, confidence-crushing superlative in her eighth grade yearbook.

Editors Note: Introducing Our Art Director

The Bureau Editors welcome the site’s new art director Hallie Bateman.

Cycling South: In the Dark

Harsh traveling conditions can strain a friendship. While camping in the Andes, Ben Bateman and his companion fight over a cookie.

Girlfriend Cash Cab

Welcome to the Cash Cab, Gregory Mazurek — the only game show that takes place right here in this taxi with your girlfriend watching.

Link Rot

Connor O’Brien remains skeptical about the abstract permanence of “the cloud.”

Please Don’t Misinterpret My Inflammatory Remarks

What Ralph Gamelli said may have sounded offensive, but you simply did not understand his message.

This Date is Going Very Well

First dates can be tricky, but Joe Berkowitz has all the right moves.

Pokemon I Invented While I Was Drunk

Inspired by a break up and an excessive number of drinks, Kevin Nguyen becomes an amateur Pokemon designer.

Old Soles

For Darryl Campbell, tossing out an old pair of sneakers is like throwing away the only witness to places he’s traveled.