Ways to Celebrate Your Website’s Third Birthday

The Bureau Staff celebrates three years of writing on modern thought. Whatever the hell that means.

  • Replace your header with an American Apparel ad for the day.
  • Declare yourself an “old media” publication and try to sell yourself to a Chinese conglomerate.
  • Declare yourself a “new media” publication and shamelessly imitate The Awl.
  • Get drunk and play Rock Band at Kevin’s until his upstairs neighbors come down and tell you to be quiet (oh wait, that’s every Wednesday).
  • Have your brilliant illustrator salvage your cop-out list:
third birthday

Illustration by Hallie Bateman