Articles from May, 2008

Staff List: Latest Procrastination Fix

Or better known as videogames. The Bureau Staff goes over the latest excuse they have to put off responsibilities.

Job Search

Proletarian Caitlin Boersma scours the far reaches of the internet (a.k.a. Craigslist) for summer employment and comes across interesting (a.k.a. bizarre) job postings.

Say My (Sur)Name

Genealogist Kevin Nguyen discusses the history of his last name, and the benefits and challenges that come with it.

Netherlands: Best of Amsterdam in Pictures

Wrapping up his stay in Amsterdam, Nick Martens presents a photo story recapping his favorite spots in the city. Categories include Best Place for Nerds to Get Stoned, Least Surprisingly Empty Women’s Clothing Store, and various awards for typographic signage.

Increase Your Length and Stamina: Making a Blog and Sticking to It

Jordan Barber chronicles the implications of starting a personal blog. Aside from the social stigma of being a “blogger,” he finds that writing to a small, public audience is oddly self-revealing.

“Work Like a Mexican”: A Chronicle of My Life as a Landscaper

120 lbs. bodybuilder Jeff Merrion tries his hand at manual labor and discovers that physical exertion is hard, his employer is a racist, mold is gross, and that an imaginary Conor Oberst is laughing at him.

Netherlands: The Littlest Comic Shop

Nick Martens explores Lambiek, one of the world’s oldest comic book shops and the starting place of acclaimed writer/artist Chris Ware.

Everybody Has a Fucking Xylophone: An Interview with the Handsome Furs

Caitlin Boersma sits down with husband/wife duo Dan Boeckner, best-known for Wolf Parade, and Alexei Perry of the Handsome Furs. Topics discussed include Californian city rivalries, fairy-tale imagery in indie rock, and the concept of face control.

How to Survive the 21st Century

Reactionary Kevin Nguyen offers some “unique” solutions on coping with our ever-changing world by using the internet, alternate transportation, and pollution.

Switzerland: Interlaken USA

Nick Martens arrives in the Swiss municipality of Interlaken, known for its scenic glimpse of the Alps, outdoor recreation, and Hooters restaurant.

Wedding Advice from a Professional Caterer or How I Came to Hate “Hey Ya!” and “Billie Jean”

Weddings commemorate the everlasting love of two people. So why the hell are they all so tedious? Seasoned veteran Drew Gemmer depicts a by the numbers ceremony from the marriage playbook.

James Howard Kunstler Talks About Tacoma and Other Unpleasant Places

After hearing social critic James Howard Kunstler speak in Tacoma, Jordan Barber discusses ideologies of New Urbanism, which hopes to save our country from the scourge of suburbia.