In a surprising turn of maternal contemplation, Caitlin Boersma imagines life with kids, which you’re often forced to do, even as a twenty-year-old.

Webtrepreneur Kevin Nguyen explores the tools of Google Docs and other sites geared to manage your shared work projects and your life.

The Bureau Staff share their streaming mix tapes, which tackle tough topics–such as sex, submarines, and vomit–through the power of song.

In a move that will probably upset fellow reading devotees, Jordan Barber applies the paradox of choice to books. By printing fewer titles and limiting selection, publishers can ensure a higher standard of literature.

Literary chauvinist Jeff Merrion gives dating advice on a few characters from classic American fiction.

Nick Martens finds the only thing compelling enough to leave lovely Amsterdam: the Star Wars exhibit in Brussels.

Maneater Caitlin Boersma offers advice on dating some of indie rock’s sexiest most talented males.

Misogynist Kevin Nguyen gives a rundown of the pros and cons of dating some of indie rock’s most desirable females.

Nick Martens reports from Amsterdam with an exclusive exposé on the dark secrets of the city’s chocolate cookie industry.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl addict Jordan Barber reveals a memo from Nintendo about future games, which hope to expand the console’s market reach with titles that annoying rhyme with Wii.